My obsession has grown so extreme I am getting e-mails from people about the latest royal wedding madness. And half the time I had already read all about whatever the madness was.
This is a sickness people. But I don't know how to stop.
For those of you who need to be caught up:
People are finding Kate Middleton's face in jelly beans!
She might not wear a tiara, but flowers in her hair instead. Camilla is livid!
And, while we're at it, let's talk about these royal wedding cakes. Any bets on whether any of these were any good to eat?
How about you, wedding watchers? What is your favorite royal wedding news?